eleventh hit; audio.

[inadvertently]

[ Well. It's getting kind of late. The moon seems to be coming down, everyone is panicking, and Shizuo's still at the bar. Well, he's there to get his dogs and maybe serve some of the people who might want to stay for a "last time", but... people are talking about evacuations, their powers are going weird.

Not to mention the fact that the weird masks are still going around.

But after thinking about how unsafe it is to stay in a place that could be collapsing, he has an idea. the journal is hauled over. ]

Oi.

Why don't we just get on top of it? The moon, I mean. If it really is coming down. [ he rifles a hand through his hair. ] Aah. We'd be safer from all of these shitty effects if we were up there too.

Comments

[Voice] I agree. It's awesome.

[ahardwiredheart]

[Ohey, you're going to hear from Yusuke again. He's going to think Shizuo's nuts, but at least he's not panicking. And yes. Yusuke was smoking while he waited for imminent death.]

Well... It's better than waiting for death. So, how do you plan to get on top of the moon?

[Voice] aw yeah. /o

[moezuo.livejournal.com]

I think I can throw someone up there. I'll just give them a rope. [ this is the best logic ever. ]

[Voice] o/

[ahardwiredheart]

[Well it may not be a gentler purpose, but it's certainly a good use of his strength.]

You'll... Throw someone up there? Well, I'd suggest a grappling hook.

[Maybe Link has one. And yeah. He's being just as serious. ... Although he's always serious.]

It gets more distance and you wouldn't have to rely on a person's strength to carry 50 people when they climb.

[He assumes everyone will be climbing anyway.]

But then again, the person can make sure to secure it on some rock.

[Seriously. Why is he giving so much thought.]

[Voice]

[moezuo.livejournal.com]

That's a good point. [ Shizuo thinks for a minute. ] I'd trust a rock more than a hook. So I'll just toss someone up to tie it.

[audio]

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

On top of the moon, you say?

[audio]

[moezuo.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It'd be safest up there, wouldn't it?

[ but who could they... ] Hey, Shinra. C'mere.

[audio]

[doctorkishitani.livejournal.com]

...It might be! I bet it'd be pretty interesting, at least!

Where are you?

[audio]

[moezuo.livejournal.com]

The bar. We should have some rope here somewhere...

[Voice]

[yellowthirteen.livejournal.com]

[...He's heard worse ideas. At least this one is marginally more creative than hiding in the tunnels. But still.]

...Son, do you know what's going to happen to the moon when it hits a celestial body larger than itself?

[Voice]

[moezuo.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[Voice]

[yellowthirteen.livejournal.com]

...The moon is massive, yes. But this planet? It's much bigger. You ever seen a car hit a concrete wall going at top speed? It's going to be kind of like that.

The moon's probably going to be destroyed, when the force of its collision with this planet comes back on it.

[Voice]

[moezuo.livejournal.com]

Well, it's better than just sitting around waiting to die. [ he grinds his teeth. ] It pisses me off. I don't have one of those penalties yet and I don't want one.

[voice]

[imperial-uncle.livejournal.com]

I just wonder if the moon would be really coming down.. wouldn't it shatter?

[voice]

[moezuo.livejournal.com]

Would it?

[voice]

[imperial-uncle.livejournal.com]

I am not sure, but I could imagine it.

[voice]

[moezuo.livejournal.com]

It's either be crushed by a big rock or die on top of the big rock. I'll take whatever lets me live longer.

[Voice]

[4starsavior.livejournal.com]

Can't we just blow up the moon if it looks like it's gonna hit? That'd be much easier!

[Voice]

[moezuo.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that just send all of it's rocks on us?

[Voice]

[4starsavior.livejournal.com]

If we hit it hard enough, it'd just turn into dust! It's happened before, back where I come from!

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

How exactly would we get on top of it?

[voice]

[moezuo.livejournal.com]

I'll throw you.

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

Are you sure you have enough strength to?

[Voice]

[ledbythewind]

Will even that make a difference in the end?

[At least Richard isn't panicking either. Instead, he seems oddly calm.]

[Voice]

[moezuo.livejournal.com]

It's better than just laying down.

[Voice]

[ledbythewind]

Yes, I suppose you're right. I only wish there were more that I could do to help, or at least try.