[There's the sound of a muffled coughing fit over the journal before he answers, though his voice is cheerful enough when he speaks.]
While I can't claim to have any knowledge of hair dye, I could certainly try my hand at the latter.
[LET HIM PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR OH PLEASE OH PLEASE HE WILL MAKE IT PRETTY. Except for the part where you might not like his idea of "pretty," but that's a minor detail.]
[Voice]
While I can't claim to have any knowledge of hair dye, I could certainly try my hand at the latter.
[LET HIM PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR OH PLEASE OH PLEASE HE WILL MAKE IT PRETTY. Except for the part where you might not like his idea of "pretty," but that's a minor detail.]